Star loses!

Here are 2 conversations with a Hollywood producer and one of the artists agent...

All you have to do is pick out the right one that is more likely to happen...



Conversation No 1.



HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER: How's Julia?



JULIA ROBERTS' AGENT: Err, she's gained weight, I'm afraid.



HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER: Golly, that's tough. It's not easy losing weight after you've had a baby. My wife had terrible trouble. Say, what diet is Julia on?



JULIA ROBERTS' AGENT: Oh, it's much too soon for Julia to start dieting. Her doctor says fast weight loss is out of the question. So she's going to take her time, eat healthily and lose weight gradually.



HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER: Sure, I totally understand. I'll postpone the film until Julia regains her shape. Give her my love, will you?

Conversation No 2.



HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER: How's Julia?



JULIA ROBERTS' AGENT: Err, she's gained weight, I'm afraid.



HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER: Excuse me?



JULIA ROBERTS' AGENT: She put on 20 pounds after her pregnancy but she's hoping to lose it over the next few months. It's not easy you know...



HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER: Yeah, right. [Disconnects. Rings Nicole Kidman's Agent]



JULIA ROBERTS' AGENT: Hello?



So... as we see the look of the stars is 90% of their popularity. And the producers act like they are not human being because they don't care! And they are right because if the actress has to be on the shooting today then she has to be there and nobody cares if she is sick. Or... If she is too fat or too thin or has something that is not going for the character – she will not star in that movie!